Happy Green Crap Day

Today is the day that we celebrate not knowing anything about Ireland. Oh happy day indeed. Let's all celebrate by dying all of our food items green and consuming them. Is it just me or does eating green pizza, popcorn, donuts, hotdogs, hamburgers, etc. make you want to vomit. And this whole thing about pinching people, ludicrous. If you went to Ireland and did that you'd get your arss kicked. I'm part leprechaun you know, with my green eyes, red beard and love for Guinness. Now leave me and my Lucky Charms alone.

It's like a car.........

Last weekend was phenomenal, if you were a nerd. Five nerds; Banks (U.K., or the greatest nation in the world), Ramey (US Americans), Dmitry(Iron Cross of Freedom Germany), Villmar(What's Japaning) and myself(Mother Russia) headed out to my families central oregon lake house to battle for world supremacy, or at least determine the outcome of WWII. What could be better than a bunch of dudes with a board game, beer, gummy worms, chili dogs, bad jokes & girl scout cookies? I know what you're thinking Banks. The Axis powers put up a good fight, but in the end the Allies were victorious. Highlights include 2 stops at the Pub & Grub in Wamic for tots fried in ZTF (incredible), Dmitry eating 6 chili dogs (disturbing), my fat ass breaking a chair and numerous hilarious conversations. Good times were had by all.