Old Balls

I'm officially old and perhaps a little wiser. This is my last full day here in Cancun and looking forward to sleeping in my own bed soon. I've learned many valuable lessons during my week of vacation. I found out that 30 spf doesn't prevent burns to my pasty white skin. Girls actually do go wild here. Mayan people are very short and have large heads. Chichen-Itza is awesome and it's also incredibly hot there. Everyone wants to sell you something everywhere. People here are very nice and try hard to communicate with stupid Americans, which is the complete opposite of Americans. I've been called: Shaggy, Pepper, A Mexican and Mr. Whiskers by the locals. I remember most of my 30th b-day which I can elaborate on for those that are interested. There's good tequila and bad tequila. My milky white thighs are a little less milky and the skin is peeling off my back. My Spanish is a little less crappy, but still crappy. Before my next visit I'll try harder to remedy this. I hope this message finds everyone doing well and I look forward to seeing you all soon.